"you wake me up at 5am to say this?"

"you wake me up at 5am to say this?"

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

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the13thcommander:

commander-nation:

memosfromlevi:

the13thcommander:

memosfromlevi:

People who hate on Erwin Smith for making Levi join the Survey Corps but forget to mention he joined TO FUCKING KILL ERWIN.

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People who hate on Erwin Smith at all

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People.

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Nicolas Cage

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Bees

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You shouldn’t talk about social media with Hiro-C

my-friend-the-frog:

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en mi headcanon tambien juan y david imitan alejo y valentina.

es nuestro SBAHJ.

oldmenyaoi:

the real struggle

hpphans:

the-guardian-of-snow-days:

jolly-coalition-of-dancing:

milesjai:

ruoloc:

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba  [There comes a lion]
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama         [Oh yes, it's a lion]

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama

I FINALLY KNOW THE FUCKING WORDS

it’s so funny to see the translated words though because you think it’s like some really profound chanting and really it’s just
yup
that’s a lion
this movie’s about a lion
just reassuring you that yes indeed lions are here



this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

hpphans:

the-guardian-of-snow-days:

jolly-coalition-of-dancing:

milesjai:

ruoloc:

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba  [There comes a lion]
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama         [Oh yes, it's a lion]

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama

I FINALLY KNOW THE FUCKING WORDS

it’s so funny to see the translated words though because you think it’s like some really profound chanting and really it’s just

yup

that’s a lion

this movie’s about a lion

just reassuring you that yes indeed lions are here

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this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

kamapon:

Spanish Children’s song that roughly translates to:
My beard has three hairs,Three hairs has my beard.If it hadn’t three hairs,Then it wouldn’t be my beard.
And I couldn’t help but to do this
And you can hear how it sounds here

kamapon:

Spanish Children’s song that roughly translates to:

My beard has three hairs,
Three hairs has my beard.
If it hadn’t three hairs,
Then it wouldn’t be my beard.

And I couldn’t help but to do this

And you can hear how it sounds here

deadbyproxy:

sherlockandmoriar-tea:

nobody even tries anymore

good

lemonmermaid:

*muffled Ginuwine music playing in the distance*

lemonmermaid:

*muffled Ginuwine music playing in the distance*

iam-thehunter:

… ¿Es quien creo que es?

Ewen dibujó al señor cejash…

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bear-cakes:

What if Allmate’s had a silent mode